Son Of President Trump Listens To Blink-182 For First Time & Reconsiders Everything (According To Above Average)

Bravo Connor McCausland! Bravo! #Blink182MakesAmericaGreat

In what will be known as an unforgettable moment in his life, Eric Trump (son of President Trump) curiously decided to listen to a Blink-182 CD [FYI: ‘Enema of the State’] for the first time and instantly changed his feelings about his dad upon finishing.

You can read more of this is fairly self-explanatory piece here.

“Whoa. I never knew what that deep gross feeling in my guts was until now,” said Eric, educating himself on the concepts of “angst” and “parental disdain”. “But after listening to these music-men play these amazing guitar yelling songs, I think I hate my dad. All adults are jerkoffs!” 

*ERIC!! WAIT!! WE HEAR YOUR DAD SHOUTING SOMETHING… “GET THOSE LIGHTS OFF!*

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